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Kallas, 'la Russia non è una superpotenza, la sua economia è a pezzi' ++</image:title><image:caption>EU High Representative for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy Kaja Kallas gives a speech at the 62nd Munich Security Conference (MSC) on February 15, 2026 in Munich, southern Germany. 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